OH my word some of these jokes are crazy.......
What is green and sings?? Elvis Parsley
What is 10 letters and starts with gas?? An Automobile
How did the bones cross the street?? They didn't, the dogs ate them
Where do you find prehistoric cows?? In a mooseum
What did the tree say to the wind?? Leaf me alone
How can you tell the ocean is friendly?? Because it waves
What has a bottom on its top?? Your legs
What is an owl's favorite subject?? Owlgebra
In what month do the people talk the least?? Feburary, because it is the shortest month of the year.
Why do mother kangaroos hate the rain? Because the kids have to play inside.
Why did the man take a hammer to bed?? He wanted to hit the sack
Seriously where do they come up with these jokes.....I found them on the backs of laffy taffy which happens to be Alyssa's favorite candy........thanks to my dad who used to take her to the store and buy it for her...At least it wasn't gum, LOL