Kid jokes

OH my word some of these jokes are crazy.......

What is green and sings??  Elvis Parsley

What is 10 letters and starts with gas??  An Automobile

How did the bones cross the street??  They didn't, the dogs ate them

Where do you find prehistoric cows??  In a mooseum

What did the tree say to the wind??  Leaf me alone

How can you tell the ocean is friendly?? Because it waves

What has a bottom on its top??  Your legs

What is an owl's favorite subject??  Owlgebra

In what month do the people talk the least??  Feburary, because it is the shortest month of the year.

Why do mother kangaroos hate the rain?  Because the kids have to play inside.

Why did the man take a hammer to bed??  He wanted to hit the sack




Seriously where do they come up with these jokes.....I found them on the backs of laffy taffy which happens to be Alyssa's favorite candy........thanks to my dad who used to take her to the store and buy it for her...At least it wasn't gum, LOL